You're a fool if you didn't expect this to happen. Of course Tiger was going to get a DUI right when he's said he's feeling the best he's felt in a while. I know there are some people out there who think Tiger will still maybe come back and win, but that ship has clearly … Continue reading Tiger Woods’ DUI least surprising thing ever?
I was kidding about the novel. But I'm not kidding about the sad part. I feel like a dark cloud just pissed on me. Not even rained, just there's this grey cloud with a smug grin and a man bun and a really bad beard and he's just peeing on me. And it sucks. I … Continue reading I’m Sad (A Novel)
Yup. Yup. Yup. Loyal John. The best D.C. Athlete of my lifetime did it. Broke out the clutch gene in the biggest Wiz game of my life and drilled a game winning 3 pointer with just a few seconds left in the 4th quarter to put the Wizards up one. One of the biggest shots … Continue reading The Roller Coaster of Emotions That Was John Wall’s Game Winner
Well, it happened. The moment I have been waiting for since we signed Brandon Jennings on February 29th. Last night in Game 2 of the Wizards vs Hawks series, Streetball Brandon Jennings arrived. And my God, it was glorious. I've been a huge Jennings guy for a while now because I just loved how he … Continue reading Streetball Brandon Jennings is better than Russell Westbrook
I've thought this for a while now, and it's time I say it on here. There is no better point guard in the Eastern Conference than John Wall. And guess what? It isn't even close. Look at these 2017 playoffs. In Game 1 John Wall had 32 points and 14 assists. That is a RIDICULOUS … Continue reading So John Wall is the best point guard in the East… and is it even close?
Well, it's here. The drought is over. I am more confident in this Mystics team this upcoming season than I have ever been in anything. A title this year is inevitable. And here's why. That's right. This beautiful giant right here is gonna take us to the top. Former WNBA MVP Elena Delle Donne is everything we … Continue reading Looks Like The Washington Mystics Are Going To Break The D.C. Championship Curse
So if you haven't seen this already, after game 1, Paul Millsap (that guy who Gortat nearly murdered with this dunk)... said that the "difference in the game was we were playing basketball and they (the Wizards) were playing MMA." Hey Paul, I know you probably think all foreign white guys look the same (maybe) but … Continue reading Paul Millsap: “They (the Wizards) were playing MMA”… Wizards in 4